Thursday, November 30, 2006
chugging is lame
ali is having a love affair with my apartment
it's cool cuz she brings the vino
and the boobs
spotted some d-blockers
brilliant ideas ensued
looking good guys
steve bee, victorious in his mind.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
cooking live puppies
Later back at this garage apartment, two of my fellow partners in crime
were trying to cook a puppy in an aquarium filled with a little water.
It was like cooking live lobster but instead a cute puppy. He had wiry white hair with tan ears and a brown nose. I couldn’t really focus on the reality of it. He was so little and pacing in the water picking up his paws as the water got hotter nad hotter.
I convinced myself that as long as I didn’t hear the screaming of the puppy then I could most likely pretend it wasn’t happening. But then he started to yelp and cry. I started to leave, but the sound carried with me no matter how much I tried to ignore it. One of the guys was holding the top of the aquarium shut so the puppy couldn't get out. To my surprise, I grabbed the lid from him and pried it back with some saved up super-strength that we all somehow seem to possess deep down. I freed the puppy. Now I had to get out of there fast..only where would I go?
were trying to cook a puppy in an aquarium filled with a little water.
It was like cooking live lobster but instead a cute puppy. He had wiry white hair with tan ears and a brown nose. I couldn’t really focus on the reality of it. He was so little and pacing in the water picking up his paws as the water got hotter nad hotter.
I convinced myself that as long as I didn’t hear the screaming of the puppy then I could most likely pretend it wasn’t happening. But then he started to yelp and cry. I started to leave, but the sound carried with me no matter how much I tried to ignore it. One of the guys was holding the top of the aquarium shut so the puppy couldn't get out. To my surprise, I grabbed the lid from him and pried it back with some saved up super-strength that we all somehow seem to possess deep down. I freed the puppy. Now I had to get out of there fast..only where would I go?
Sunday, November 26, 2006
posted up at enids
pork betty party bombs
champagne and babies
Friday, November 17, 2006
casa le seany
fall is nice
oh i loves the fall
me and wiles are on our way to the vet. i don't think he knows..
i think he's starting to get it
yup he knows
so the vet said she needed a fecal sample so i figured i'd go for a walk and you know pick up his poop and bring it back. but then she put on some rubber gloves and kinda dove in there. she was telling wiley, "oh it's no big deal just going in the other way."
think he's feeling kinda violated
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